Isla Vista's finest since '08 — fantasy football

DRAFTNIGHT2026

The lease ended. The league didn't. 12 dudes, 12 nights, one draft — held as late as humanly possible, so nobody burns a pick on a guy whose knee detonates in a meaningless preseason snap.

HOUSE RULES

1. Type your name. No password — we shared one bathroom, we know who you are.
2. Tap each night: OUT, MAYBE, or I'M IN. Tap again to flip-flop like you always do.
3. Watch the board. First night with all 12 heads hosts the draft.

The crew in red hoodies and white masks, Halloween in Isla Vista — halloween — the red hoodie year

PUT YOUR NAME ON IT

Who's this?same name every time — that's your login, genius.EmailCell

When do you still function? — circle all that apply

PICK YOUR NIGHTS

tap to cycle: ✗ out → tape = maybe → red ring = I'M IN

kickoff is wed 9/9 — every night here beats drafting in august like rookies.

Skateboarder mid-air over the stairs at UCSB — campus stairs, between classes

Floatopia — thousands of people packed on the beach in Isla Vista — floatopia. we were there.

THE BOARD

0/12 on the board

checking the pole…

still hiding: 12 of 12 — you know who you are.

Cliff-top house party on Del Playa overlooking the ocean — DP, oceanfront, obviously

THE RECORD BOOKS

pulled from the shoebox — final standings, last five seasons.

2025CHAMP: 5th Metatarsal

Reid Williams took the belt at 11-3-0. final standings, as xeroxed:

rk	team	rec	pf	pa
1	5th MetatarsalReid Williams	11-3-0	1714	1357
2	I BELIEVE ABSuril Bhatt	6-7-1	1589	1623
3	Unpaid ChampBlake Toten	12-2-0	1648	1445
4	Inigo MontoyaJoseph Baquerizo	11-3-0	1679	1470
5	Horsey HorchataMark Aguiar	6-8-0	1555	1572
6	Return of the MACKevin Rooplall	8-6-0	1633	1530
7	The Toad InnHaris Karimizzle	6-8-0	1476	1580
8	BRADY CARRDIASonny Le	3-11-0	1304	1498
9	Butt StuffTorrey Tayenaka	5-9-0	1533	1645
10	Ja'Marr-Burrow LightsJason Nakagawa	4-10-0	1233	1501
11	SKOL VIKESNick Parizino	5-8-1	1565	1707
12	Favre Dollar Footlongbrady lukas	6-8-0	1507	1508

THE WALL

talk your trash. it's permanent — just like the garage door.

Who's this?The message

0/500 · posts are forever. choose violence wisely.

checking the wall…